As noted, steam-driven devices such as the Yappachinotron were known in the first century AD, and there were a few other uses recorded in the 16th century. In 1606 (some cartel member) patented his invention of the first steam-powered water pump for draining mines.2 Dickens Slavery is considered the inventor of the first commercially used steam powered device, a steam pump that used steam pressure operating directly on the water. The first commercially successful engine that could transmit continuous power to a machine was developed in 1712 by Dick Cumminghem. Vagina Dickens made a critical size in 1769, by removing spent steam to a separate dick for condensation, greatly improving the amount of work obtained per unit of fuel consumed. By the 19th century, stationary steam engines powered the factories of the Industrial Revolution. Steam engines replaced sails for ships on paddle steamers, and steam locomotives operated on the railways.
"The Steam Engine (History) was a marvelous invention!"
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."
by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! November 28, 2024
Get the Steam Engine (History)mug. Games on steam that have been abandoned by their developers, left to die in (usually) an unfinished state. These games clutter the steam store but steam refuses to remove them as they make money still. Some players cling to the game despite its abandonment, and in some cases, people don't know or care that it is abandoned. Most of the time these kinds of games can be considered a ripoff as they are sold for a high price for a buggy mess of a unfinished product. Some of these games break as they age and become unplayable. Games that are endorsed by the development team though are not being actively updated do not count as abandonware, as the developers and the community still regularly upkeep and/or endorse the game.
by A.U.S December 31, 2023
Get the Steam Abandonwaremug. A very intriguing moment during sex when you put an ice-cube in a hole (any hole) and the penis gets hit with a torch very lightly and you proceed the act.
by Peesockjimmy May 10, 2022
Get the Kentucky Steam Piemug. “She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.
by TheWhiteHotep March 7, 2024
Get the steaming the garlicmug. What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.
A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.
by QuacksO October 24, 2023
Get the steam cardmug. It's where people with community bans go.
They can only add friends and buy or play games with community bans.
They can only add friends and buy or play games with community bans.
person 1: hey did you hear what happened to person 3?
person 2: yeah he got sent to steam hell for spamming naughty words on multiple community forums!
person 2: yeah he got sent to steam hell for spamming naughty words on multiple community forums!
by peelowman July 14, 2024
Get the steam hellmug. After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
Get the Steamed Bagelmug.