SOPhie glaister

She is an ugly slag if there’s one way to describe her it would be a cheesy moon. Her only pal is Emily Girdwood because everyone hates her as she’s the slyest person ever and has shagged 1001 times. Don’t forget that she never stops eating so there no surprise that she’s the size of a truck. Oh and you can’t miss that massive forehead of hers. She also lives Hours away from York so she can never be seen by anyone cos she’s to far away

Have you smelt her fishy fanny?? Who, Sophie glaister?? Yeah, she’s the biggest slag about. Yeah i know 1001 times apparently

by Tell sfifishor February 19, 2019

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Sophie

Loves kallum and has fancied the life out of him for ages and everyone knows . Normall 5 foot 3 and has a proper temper but is loved by all

Sophie fancies kallum

by Hrhebe May 2, 2020

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Sophie

The most gorgeous, sweet and funny girl you'll ever meet! Sophie is absolutely a one of a kind girl and no one is better than her. Sophie's got an amazing sense of humour and will laugh at everything (even at things she shouldn't) She always makes time to care for you and will just try her best to make sure everyday is the best it possibly could be. Sophie is the best.

Guy 1: I'm with sophie!
Guy 2: I might have to try and steal her from you

Guy 1: piss off :)

by Milkjake03 March 13, 2021

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Sophie

Can be a pick-me-girl sometimes and can act like she is on drugs

"Bro, Sophie is such a pick me girl"
"i know bro"

by R@inFr0g February 26, 2022

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Sophie

Either the nicest person you ever met or she’s your biggest hater

There’s little to no in between
(apologies to all the nice ppl named Sophie)

**Random middle school day or smth**

Person A: Sophie is so nice!!!!!
Person B: Girl.. she literally got mad over a lunch table spot yesterday that she took from the person in who was originally the spot

(Based on a true story)

by Beetlezz!! February 17, 2024

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