smack wylin

1.To talk real crazy; not making any sense.
2.A false statement; something ludicrous.
Girl 1: I know you gotta a weave!
Girl 2: Girl you smack wylin I don't do weaves!
by jwupastries December 12, 2008
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dild smack

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack
person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."
by ma jones May 06, 2004
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[smack a hoagie]

Would you want to smack a hoagie after school at my house?

-lmafo (big nick)
by SirBigSexy June 02, 2010
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Smack ass friday

Friday the official day of the week where you smack people's butts of the opposite gender.
Dude I can't wait for smack ass Friday, then I can smack Hailey's big ass.
by Panda191 April 07, 2017
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smack a hoe tribe

means you come from a whole line of muthafuckas dat dont mind smacking da dog shit out of a bitch such as ya dad, grand-daddy, uncles, brothas, or shit even ya momma, grand-momma, and aunts and sistas
if a muthafucka gets wrong with you, tell dat nigga or bitch you are part indian and you come from da smack a hoe tribe and then you take your hand cross ya chest with it and back had the shit out of dat hoe. and then ya say pick ya self up hoe.
by TOluved March 19, 2008
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smack your melon

To "smack your melon" means to hit your head, or noggin on something hard enough to cause a negative physiological reaction, such as a concussion, any cut or abrasion on your scalp, seeing stars, or even just getting a noticeable headache thereafter. It is usually caused by an inadvertent or unexpected action, such as tripping and falling down, being the victim of a noggin knocker, hitting your head on the dashboard or steering wheel of a car during a crash, or even misjudging the height of a tree branch, or some other low-hanging object, and stupidly hitting your top knot against it while passing by.
Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.
by Trochilus June 08, 2014
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goes smack wit

A common phrase used in the Washington D.C. metropolitan area to describe joy, typically used when matching clothes.
"Dawg, those shoes go smack wit that fitted". "I found a shirt the other day that goes smack wit my fresh new jeans".
by jamiefromthesuburbs January 03, 2010
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