I offered my patients three options for their amputation of their arms: saw, sex, or shotgun surgery
by professional_circle July 20, 2023
When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.
by The sweet release of death. September 07, 2016
by Shartflash February 05, 2018
(noun) The act of shotgunning a beverage after its can has been stuffed inside a person's vagina.
(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.
(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.
(noun) Last Friday, Tommy threw up by the docks after receiving too many Slimy Shotguns from his girlfriend Candy.
(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.
(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.
by MikeHancho925 September 07, 2022
(noun) The act of shotgunning a beverage after its can has been stuffed inside a person's vagina.
(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.
(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.
(noun) Last Friday, Tommy threw up by the docks after receiving too many Slimy Shotguns from his girlfriend Candy.
(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.
(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.
by MikeHancho925 September 07, 2022
by Aristocratic Linen April 06, 2017
Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.
by korbloc_dragonte March 23, 2023