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LOM Syndrome

Condition afflicting certain pop songs, the lyrics of which clearly show that the author penned the first verse and bridge effortlessly, and then got badly stuck on the second verse. Named for the song 'Life on Mars' by David Bowie.
"I really like that 'No-One Knows' by Queens of the Stone Age."

"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."
by Peter Gibney (again) February 1, 2009
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Leona syndrome

When a support player (Typically playing Leona) in the game league of legends starts many bad fights or just goes in 1v5, either throwing the game or losing harder, usually followed by blaming teammates for not following on the bad engage.
Mid lander: Why is Leona 0/10 at 15 min?

ADC: She’s got Leona syndrome
by SKTbronze July 6, 2020
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Raptor Syndrome

When a man finds the perfect girl, or who he believes to be the perfect girl, and makes little attempts to befriend her. Although in the long run, he usually just hangs around her, to a point of near stalking until she disappears, then complains about how he let her go away.

People usually experience the Raptor syndrome multiple times in life, as the 'hunt' a certain type of girl.
Guy 1- "Man, I met this girl who is just like Girl 1, I wanna talk to her soo bad man, she's perfect"

Guy 2- "You gotta let go this Raptor Syndrome and just make a move man, you're pathetic"
by SaintDredd September 9, 2009
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Marshall's Syndrome

Applies to anything that you are under the impression that you are absolutely infatuated with it, until you remove it from its surroundings, and realize that it was only fabulous in comparison with the absolute crap it was surrounded by.

Called the Marshall's Syndrome due to the fact that this effect most commonly takes place when one is shopping at Marshall's or a Marshall's like store such as T.J. Maxx. One item of clothing looks adorable, untli you bring it home only to realize it is hideous when compared to your other clothes.
Indie Girl at Frat Party #1 "Wait! Wait! There's one! That guy is soo hottt. He's definitely the hottest guy in the room hands down"

Indie Girl #2 "You've got a sad case of the Marshall's syndrome my friend."
by symbiotic February 8, 2010
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velma syndrome

Velma syndrome is when a person with glasses is punched hard enough that his or her glasses are removed from their face causing a lack of vision.

Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight
Jinkies... he punched the hell out of me! I'm having velma syndrome right now!
by Fishie Fish November 29, 2013
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IST Syndrome

"I Said That Syndrome" when a person kept repeating the same words that you just said like one second ago. very similar to echoe or parrot syndrome. it's super contagious and super annoying so beware because there is no cure for this disease.
"Dude, i almost choke the shit out of my co- worker this morning during our meeting because of her IST syndrome- she kept repeating what i just said like a dumb parrot."
by King Kamehameha III March 2, 2010
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Javert Syndrome

The act of jumping off a bridge after a bad day at work, after Inspector Javert in Les Misérables.
St. Peter: Why are you dead?
John: My Javert Syndrome acted up after I didn't get my pay raise.
by Sergei_Malenkov March 29, 2013
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