A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.
by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012
Guy#1:Dude did you see that guy with his pants tucked into his socks? What a loser!
Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.
Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.
by JockeySwag December 05, 2011
To be fly and be able to move through matters in an easy maner or to be able to go through your life soley on your swagger.
by iandakid23 May 30, 2009
A popular style of rap characterized by its emphasis on swag, rather than lyrical creativity. It can usually be identified by its lack of talent and inspiration, awkward pauses during the verses, and excessive bragging.
Instead of actually possessing talent, these crappy rappers just brag about their money, cars, clothes, and their "swag".
Popular swag rappers include Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Shawty Lo, Kanye West, and others.
Instead of actually possessing talent, these crappy rappers just brag about their money, cars, clothes, and their "swag".
Popular swag rappers include Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Shawty Lo, Kanye West, and others.
Examples: Lil Wayne's verse on Birdman's 100 Million dollars:
I wish I would switch.... I don't know how/
Blood gang swarm.... like a red ant pile/
Mean mug... like I can't smile/
Like my grill near cost me 100 thou
Notice how the spaced-out delivery and awkward pauses make the listener think Wayne is saying something cool.
Soulja Boy's remix of "Successful" also qualifies at Swag Rap with its slowly-delivered wack punchlines: "I like females that like to wear their toes out/ call me a fire hydrant... I bring the hoes out"
Once again, notice how his 3rd-grade delivery tricks the listener into believing that an object that a dog pisses on is actually something impressive.
I wish I would switch.... I don't know how/
Blood gang swarm.... like a red ant pile/
Mean mug... like I can't smile/
Like my grill near cost me 100 thou
Notice how the spaced-out delivery and awkward pauses make the listener think Wayne is saying something cool.
Soulja Boy's remix of "Successful" also qualifies at Swag Rap with its slowly-delivered wack punchlines: "I like females that like to wear their toes out/ call me a fire hydrant... I bring the hoes out"
Once again, notice how his 3rd-grade delivery tricks the listener into believing that an object that a dog pisses on is actually something impressive.
by StormTrak December 01, 2009
The coolest, most awesome form of swag ever: irish people have been swaggering since the dawn of time – and they didn't even exist back then (So f**king awesome!)
by 21ducks&chickens February 28, 2015
A person who is insanely addicted to Minecraft and cannot stop talking about it. He/She believes that He/She is the best at Minecraft.
by lebo 1 December 06, 2011
by Salty4444 September 27, 2011