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surf and stoned

1. Surf And Stoned is a Hawaii Big Island based enterprise. Cannabis for Dummies TM authors, Surf And Stoned Brand, Ayahuasca Paradise Ministries, Hawaii Justice Collation Policy Institute, and Big Island Patient Grow Collective. Started by Brandon Evans and Connor McRaven. Founded 2017/2018 with investors funding from HSBC the name Surf And Stoned and the logo are pending trademark. Surfandstoned.com is the companies website.

2. Surf And Stoned is the action of surfing while stoned.

3. Surf And Stoned is a place.
Surf and stoned is the best smoke shop, vape shop, and brand in Hawaii; and the 1st seed to sale cannabis indusrty leader.
by AlohaBro December 12, 2017
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shitting stones

suggestions by people to try and solve something, or make and idea for something...random things to say
Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...

He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.
by dougperch19 July 19, 2007
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fistful of stone

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.
Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"
by GoldenBoy44 January 7, 2015
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Road Stoned

The spacey feeling one gets after too much driving.
After driving for 14 hours straight, he had that road stoned feeling as he wandered into the diner.
by Rastalutionary November 20, 2010
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Emylee stone

If you come across an Emylee Stone you will fall in love they are hot, got an attitude and is super smart. You might think they are nasty but they are really nice to the people who don't annoy her.
Man: Wow she is hot i wonder what her name is
Emylee: my name is Emylee stone
by Bot Girl69 December 7, 2021
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Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.
Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.
by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021
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Stone Army

The worst army ever to exist in the history of the universe
Person 1 - I'm from the stone army
Person 2 shoots person 1
by BROthePRO January 16, 2019
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