Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.

Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!

by Stoney69 January 10, 2021

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Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.

Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

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(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"

by Cucha February 05, 2010

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Hammer Storm

Another term for gangbang, referring to many cocks.

Sheila's feeling sore today, she went out with the football team last night and got caught in a hammer storm.

by Colin Pattullo November 03, 2006

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Agent of the Storm

30% winrate virgin, but will argue they aren't the reason the team is losing and in doing so, will die while typing.

"Wow, that guy is an Agent of the Storm."
"That guy is a true Agent of the Storm."

by AgentoftheStorm#6969 June 21, 2022

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dezzy storm

A brave woman who can be both tinder and dangerous depending on how you treat her. Dezzy Storm is a lover, fighter, and a modest woman. She fights for who she loves and what she believes in. She carries wisdom in her words, love in her heart and Pyrenees in her soul. Dezzy Storm is a true believer in “being true to yourself”, most may not understand the mind of Dezzy Storm, but those who get the chance to get caught in her love spell tend to never want to leave. She is a woman with many gifts and talents, she is a protector.. Most would say she is a healer of some sort. If you ever get a Dezzy Storm in your life…. Keep her

Dezzy Storm healed the peasants from their starvation.

by Dezzy Storm November 22, 2021

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