gang stalking

Gang stalking is the term used to refer to the perceived perception by individuals that large mobs of people are stalking them, for whatever insidious purpose. It is closely related to the perception that one's mind is being read, or that others are constantly talking about one behind ones bat.

These perceptions all egocentric (that is, centred around the person believing they are experiencing gang stalking, not necessarily egoistic) symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia. If you are under the impression that you are being gang stalked and aren't an oligarch who's made public statements against Vladimir Putin, or a mobster: you are not, seek help

Gang stalking is not a real phenomenon; it is schizophrenia

by Rural Lexicon December 19, 2015

Double Stacking

The act of defficating in the filling tank of a toilet. The next time someone flushes it. They will get a suprise when the toilet refills itself.

Dude! I caught Jake double stacking my toilet again!

by M. Weazel July 16, 2008

stalking cap

A cold weather cap a stalker wears while on patrol. Most stalking caps are able to be pulled down over the stalkers face to conceal his identity when he picks his victim.

The old man pulled his stalking cap over his face as he stepped out of his windowless van.

by davelgop January 22, 2008

Stocking

Mistaking the word stocking for stoking, commonly attributed to people with poor spelling, sausage fingers, and struggling with obesity.

Just chilling in Austria, off to Munich Oktoberfest tomorrow 'stocking' should be looooose!!

by Ballbagger September 28, 2011

Stankin Lankin

A Lincoln Town Car approximately anywhere from the year 1990 to 1997 that is lowered, has purple paint, gold wire wheels, a tendency to ruin your day upon sight, and one distinguishing feature: on the top of the front windshield, which is always tinted to unreasonable proportions, a large sticker in old English lettering that simply says, 'Stankin Lankin.'

Whoever: Dude, I saw this truck on my way over here... so fuckin Mexicaned-out.

Raag: No, the most Mexicaned-out thing ever was Stankin Lankin.

Whoever: Oh shit, I completely forgot about that. Your right. This was bad though.

by Raagers October 21, 2004

what's smackin'

A greeting that's sorta like what's crackin', except you also slap them.

What's smackin'? Do you skateboard while you smoke?

by BrianButler December 6, 2006

Man Stacking

The straight act of three or more men planking on top of each other.

If there's any less than three, it's gay.

Sorry ladies, it's not for women.

Did you see Abel's man stacking video? Now that's a huge man stack!

by JRtheCreator January 1, 2012