A Lincoln Town Car approximately anywhere from the year 1990 to 1997 that is lowered, has purple paint, gold wire wheels, a tendency to ruin your day upon sight, and one distinguishing feature: on the top of the front windshield, which is always tinted to unreasonable proportions, a large sticker in old English lettering that simply says, 'Stankin Lankin.'

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods