Slime surfed

Slime surfed is what you get if you put your food in a communal fridge (normally the workplace fridge) for any period of time.

"im just going put my food in the fridge", "I wouldnt as it will get slime surfed in there"

by Phulla July 20, 2012

slimebasher

A greasy bastard with substandard morals. Degenerate filth if you will. A master of slippery slime.

Bro, did you hear about Tyson Gallant? He is such a slimebasher!

by pooter diddler May 9, 2015

Slimy Stuey

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's nose.

My girlfriend got me with a wet willy so I gave her the ultimate payback with a Slimy Stuey!

by Dr. Clyde Hyde September 6, 2016

slimy handy

A wet hand job.

Bob gave bill a slimy handy in the closet

by Tarq Muhana July 9, 2016

slimy filling

She you are about to fuck a chick but realize she isn't wet enough, and your feeling really kinky so you have her take a wet shit on your dick so you can therefore penetrate her vagina without it being to dry.

"She wasn't wet enough so I made her give me a slimy filling."

by Astud32 June 6, 2016

Slimy

adjective, slimier, slimiest.
1.
of or like slime.
2.
abounding in or covered with slime.
3.
offensively foul or vile.

the snail was slimy

by the boy named big boy May 17, 2016

Slipey

Someone of Mongolian decent who's eyebrows resemble a limping yak on its last leg of life. It has nose hairs the size of an overgrown evergreen in northern Ontario.
It shares common interests with Scottish sheep fuckers from Saskatchewan, and particularly loves to have sexual relations with its cousins from Saskatoon while eating fermented beets and pickles.
He racially profiles all people who's skin is not light coloured and believes they are all gonna go "boom".

Brian you are sure acting like a slipey.

by thewillandthegrac September 21, 2016