September 26

Today is fruity day! Be fruity to all of your friends, and bf/gf!

Williams: Hey! Don't you remember? It's September 26! Chad: oh yeah. What up baby mama.

by nonononolol September 26, 2021

September 3

This is national short person giver tall person slap day!

They short friend slaps the tall friend on September 3

by Udumbo September 1, 2021

September 2

Grab ass day today is national grab ass day

He grabbed her ass and ran to class on September 2

by Fefytfreth September 2, 2021

September 10

Grab ass or dick or boob day have fun people

You can grab it all day on September 10

by Fxicthbddsygv September 9, 2019

September 23rd

Bisexuality Visibility Day

Person 1 : Why is Kurt wearing his bisexual pride flag ?

Person 2 : It's September 23rd

Person 1 : Oh, it's Bisexuality Visibility Month🏳️ 🌈!

by bisexual....21 October 28, 2019

simp september

A whole month where you simp harder than ever. No exceptions.

“Simp September is coming up dude.”
“Hell yeah man, I got 7 girls to simp for.

by Simp Pimp August 31, 2020

September 14

Get a dog and a cat and see where it goes from there

Go get a dog and a cat on September 14

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019