Riley

AYo any guy named riley is a bitch. Done.

One time in fourth grade
Aurora: *Literally doing nothing*
Riley: Wanna go out?
Aurora: *Literally hears Riley's friends laughing behind him* Uh no thank you
Riley: hAhA you think I wanted to go out with YOU? Yea it was a dare so... Bitch

by Aurora11223345<on snap May 1, 2020

Riley

A 7"8 NBA player who lived in a shit area his entire childhood. He later became EPIC at basketball and this is when his Dad returned.

"He's good at basketball"
"Yeah, that's Riley"

by Al-an May 11, 2020

Riley

Some chaotic lad that just vibes. They parent everyone in their life.

don't ask why there's raw spaghetti in the fazbear fright series again just assume it's just apart of their of world domination plan.
Likely anti-capitalist.

Person 1: "Riley yelled at me again"
Person 2: "same"
Person 2: "speaking of Riley, where did they go?"
Person 1: "shit."
*explosion goes off in the distance*
"oh."

by ratman_does_definitions August 11, 2020

Riley

Riley is a very pretty girl but always talk about boy. usually they will talk to you bf or gf and are conviced that they like her. she will send nudes to whoever offers

xo: “riley wont stop talking about your boyfriend”

by your local whore August 17, 2020

Riley

Fat chode with the gayest haircut you have ever fucking seen

He has 300 bags of junk food in his locker and is basically a walking foam ball.

"Look at riley, what a fat chode"
"He is probably going to die of diabetes"

by Pseudo in your mums house May 31, 2020

Riley Blow

A girl with no friends or love life

Person “Who is riley blow”
Person: “she is a girl with not one person

by randompersonnnnn May 31, 2020

Riley (J)

Riley a national treasure! With a huge dick :)

Girl 1: did you see Riley (J)?
Girl 2: yes! He’s a national ducking treasure with a huge dick

by Woahhhhellloooo June 7, 2020