Religion

socially accepted insanity, followed by holy wars, terrorism, illogical beliefs, coincidental good news coined as "miracles", and random doorbell rings from jehovah's witness

join our religion, because god said you will burn if you don't

by The guy who keeps it real June 25, 2015

Religion

Ancient beliefs that were expressed through dictatorship. Most religions state women as lower cast, dis-allow homosexuaility and divorce. Sounds fun. Open your eyes fool.
So Dark The Con Of Man

Religion is the dark con of man
Religion is an ancient lie

by AncientLies July 16, 2009

sack-religious

fairies who bow down to the ween

you know those two pirates are sack-religious

by fishegg July 12, 2004

Religion

A set of beliefs that many hold that comes in different forms. Many have similar values but different beliefs. Some believe that Jesus was the Messiah who saves your souls (Christians). Others believe you work off your bad deeds with good deeds, through reincarnation (Karma, held by the Hindus). Some believe that holding to five pillars of living will lead to Heaven (Islam). Note that none of those five pillars include murdering non-Muslims.

Religion may or may not be true; some believe that all are true, others that all are false. While extremists in the religious systems and outside exist, most do not follow their teachings correctly, only using religion as an excuse to inflict their own ideas and power over people.

Atheism is a faith as well, to some degree; the system is that you believe in your own morals, which you derive from experience and science. The belief that life comes from non-life and that something comes from nothing (the Big-Bang) is often viewed as unlikely as religious miracles (The Virgin Birth or the Ascention of Mohammed).

Atheism has killed dozens of millions of people in history. Christianity has killed a few million. Islam has killed a few million. Hinduism a couple million.

All religion has blood on its hands, but their values are all against unjust war and political murder. All value human life, all have a golden rule. However, when it comes to salvation, there could not be a more stark contrast between the major faiths of the world, even those who have the same roots and background.

by Maxsta211 August 14, 2009

religion

1. The greatest excuse ever used to go to war over a slightly different opinion.

2. The biggest scam in modern times

1. The 3 largest modern religions: Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Each share the same core beliefs, the same type of God, and the same story. They still use it as just a poor excuse to kill because someone is "different".

2. "Hey, we should help that God fearing man on TV!" The TV preacher then uses that money for diamond jewelry...

by BaselessEarth12 August 26, 2013

Religion Class

Sassy, spoiled, ass-hat person calls this class “Science Fiction Class”

Teacher: Time for religion class now.
Sassy Girl: You means Science Fiction Class?
Students hide their laughs*
Teacher: OUT!
Sassy Girl: No.
Teacher: NOW!

by WikiDicky June 7, 2018

Religion rape

When someone forces you to hear their message

Dude, this car brand is advertising on social media, tv and even on the billboard. I even start dreaming of it, it tries to force me to love it. I feel so religion raped.

by CharlyElias January 6, 2014