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What a fucking mongrol types into the internet thinking it will solve world hunger and cure cancer
President: How is the cure for cancer progressing?

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"qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl"

President: Wow! I'm cured!

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President: Great!
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You were a fool in thinking that my boredom could not possibly extend any further... I'm in World History class.
"Oh, I can't listen so music this class cause my sub is a buzzkill?
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When you're supposed to be doing school work, but you're so bored that you just don't wanna do it so you type all the letters on your keyboard until you reach 'm' and then go back to 'q'
An IB Student: *trying to focus but is really bored*

*types in qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq*

Inner IB Student: "I am so screwed in the butt*

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when youre so bored that you write qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but every other letter is capital
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I'm so bored and i've tried so much, progress on stage 5 of boredom 93%, so i'll type qwertyuioplkmnbvcxzasdfghj.
Oh wait. It did not work! 96%! 97%! 98%! 99%! 99.1%! 99.5%! 99.999%! Oh no, type qwertyuiopzxcvbnm! *types qwertyuiopzxcvbnm* Oh no! 99.9999999999999999%! Hurry! `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\]poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`! OH NO! 99.99999999999999999999999999999999%!
100%! *instantaneous death* *stage 7*