Siberian Silly Puddy

For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.

"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

The cum puddle

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them

Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.

by Dravven February 8, 2025

Canadian Mud Puddle

When you’re banging a girl doggystyle and just before you cum you pull out and finish by vigorously jerking off with a hockey glove lubed up with Maple Syrup right on her brown eye. You then repeatedly slap the head of your penis on her brown eye making it splash. You want the same effect as jumping in a puddle of water.

During our lunch break I took Nancy out to the car and was getting it in. She wouldn’t stop complaining that we were gonna be late to punch back in. So I gave her a Canadian Mud Puddle and left her there to clean up so I could go back to work.

by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025

the other side of the puddle

a place that is, in all ways, different from the place the person saying it is from

Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.

by alto bolso January 20, 2022