Prisoneer

You know engineer? So basically prisoneer

Did you see that engineer? Oh ya, prisoneer

by Jtcan16 November 8, 2025

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prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.

I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?

by sarbathory February 25, 2024

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Prison fit

When someone is fit, but also looks like they're in prison.

Often sporting the skinhead, tattoo and tracksuit look

Isn't that guy from prison break fit?

Yeah, but like prison fit

by Berelaj January 16, 2017

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Pussy Prison

When a wife or girlfriend won't let their husband or boyfriend go out with friends.

Bob said he can't come out tonight because he's in pussy prison

by Jacker Smacker April 4, 2020

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Prison Grease

When you have leftover chicken at KFC and the grease sticks the chicken to the bucket

Scott "This chicken is disgusting its covered in prison grease."

by WintaSnow August 3, 2024

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Norwegian Prison

Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.

Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons

by Theblueber November 5, 2023

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