Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.

Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.

by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010

Porn whacker

Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon

That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!

by BigAssscholar March 8, 2019

Jewish Porn

The act of a jewish couple complimenting the amout of money one has.

My husband and I had jewish porn last night. I found out he has $1,000,000 in his bank account!

by The South Ass February 15, 2017

Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.

Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!

by Ruby-Slippers July 25, 2016

minecraft porn

I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting

Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?

Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting

by kevin7002 February 27, 2017

porn dozer

A word/words I made up to describe someone that jacks off to porn then sleeps it off

I'm a major porn dozer after I jack it

by Colesludge September 22, 2017

Discord Porn

Discord porn is porn you look at when pornhub or Xvideos are dry, or that one nsfw channel catches your eye when you are in half chub. You don't talk about watching it because you're sure people would immediately attribute it to hentai or trap shit.

More than 80% the time its GIF posts and mp4 videos with no sound, most of which are very hard to find the original source is from, and depending on the Discord server it is the most active channel.

Its intriguing because you'll never know what you'll get. Probably most of the time you wont be surprised pleasantly , but if you know what you are looking for, keep an open mind, and keep an eye on the top users for that channel, then happy nut my man .

Tyler: "Hey ed, I woke up today and got aroused by some pics on discord"
Eddy: "Woah! discord porn is nasty"
Tyler: "No don't worry man, i went to go get my nut traditionally on the hub"

by ILikeTie June 21, 2019