When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.
Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."
Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."
Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."
Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."
Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."
by Brochachonacho November 4, 2014
Get the Pizza Girlmug. any feats of strength associated with or which are conjured by eating an enormous amount of Chicago's finest.
Lefler just slammed back 16 deep dish pepperoni and he saved that kid pinned beneath the bus with his pizza strength.
by Andrew Papa John's Davis March 21, 2011
Get the Pizza Strengthmug. A term used for a male fitting the Redditor stereotype, (large or overweight, unkempt facial hair e.g. neck beard), who has a large amount of acne, pimples or other visible skin conditions on the face.
(Derived from the term 'pizza face' then associated with and adapted to the Redditor archetype)
(Derived from the term 'pizza face' then associated with and adapted to the Redditor archetype)
Girl: Eww, you see that guy? He needs to take better care of his skin.
Girl 2: Yeah, a total redditor pizza.
Girl 2: Yeah, a total redditor pizza.
by KingPunk August 18, 2020
Get the redditor pizzamug. "Skylar is such a pizza whore"
"So is Honace"
"So is Emily"
"But Liz is the ultimate pizza whore i heard once she ate a whole pizza"
"Its true"
"So is Honace"
"So is Emily"
"But Liz is the ultimate pizza whore i heard once she ate a whole pizza"
"Its true"
by Lets go fam June 10, 2016
Get the Pizza Whoremug. When the pizza your eating is soo good and you have so much of it that you just don't wanna stop eating and can't stop smiling as a result of the awesomeness
by Reg Reg January 23, 2011
Get the Pizza-Gasmmug. A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅
Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
Get the Pizza and cucumberingmug. "What is renatos pizza? It's a great pizza place in Swarthmore that sells good pizza and wing dings! Oh let's go to the pizza place in Swarthmore"
by swarthmoreboocrew January 22, 2017
Get the renatos pizzamug.