A term used for a male fitting the Redditor stereotype, (large or overweight, unkempt facial hair e.g. neck beard), who has a large amount of acne, pimples or other visible skin conditions on the face.
(Derived from the term 'pizza face' then associated with and adapted to the Redditor archetype)
(Derived from the term 'pizza face' then associated with and adapted to the Redditor archetype)
Girl: Eww, you see that guy? He needs to take better care of his skin.
Girl 2: Yeah, a total redditor pizza.
Girl 2: Yeah, a total redditor pizza.
by KingPunk August 18, 2020
Get the redditor pizzamug. When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.
Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."
Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."
Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."
Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."
Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."
by Brochachonacho November 4, 2014
Get the Pizza Girlmug. 1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.
Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.
Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.
Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!
by D.S.88 January 24, 2011
Get the Internet Pizzamug. Just like 8 slices in a pizza, you take 8 Cuban men and they ejaculate all over an Italian woman's large aerolas other wise known as pepperoni nipples.
by steadyjones January 18, 2017
Get the cuban pizzamug. A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.
Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!
by DontSpaceCakes October 28, 2013
Get the Pizza Tittiesmug. A person who thinks the only good pizza is from New York or Chicago or the old country. Or argues about the origin of pizza like they have a monopoly on some ancient wisdom of the ages and anyone who likes Totinos or Godfathers is a fucktard.
by Akathebest May 1, 2015
Get the Pizza Snobmug. hey man you know fanellis pizza on seabourne road soutbourne bournemout?
Yeah its wack bruv (Knuckle touch)
Yeah its wack bruv (Knuckle touch)
by xp79 June 19, 2008
Get the fanellis pizzamug.