parker

Parker's are the hottest boys you'll ever meet. They will make you smile. They are very attracted to Emily's. If you see the 2 of them together you have no match to make another couple. Parker's can break your heart but you will never stop loving them. They are very awesome people and you will really want to get to know them. Parker's are not fit for girls with the name ISABELLA. If you find yourself with a Parker then you will want to put your cowboy boots on because chances are you to will end up on a beautiful ranch. So if your name is Parker and your reading this go find yourself a girl named Emily because she will become the best thing that will happen to your life and do not let her go. I AM WARNING YOU IT WOULD BE THE WORST MISTAKE.

Emily: Who is that over there?
Isabella: That's Parker, i should go date him!
Emily: No you would be horrible for him, that hottie is all mine
Parker: I love you Emily, your perfect for me!

by JANE776543 May 5, 2021

parker

parker is a loving, kind, funny and sweetest that i have ever meant. if u have a parker in your life then ur lucky. never lose a parker in your life. he is very supportive in everything and believes in u when u dont. they can make your depressing day to a shining sun. parkers are very entertaining and are always sweet. they can be helpful when u dont ask for help.

losing a parker in your life may be the biggest regret in your life.

by thebearingbear June 23, 2021

parkers_records

Everyone’s favorite record TikTok account and a huge Lana stan. Everyone loves Parker because she is so funny and says “yall” funny.

“Omg! Did you see that record parkers_records has?”

“Yes omg I’m robbing her.”

by Lanadelflop August 25, 2021

parker

a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3

friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.

by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021

Parkerparentphobia or ppp

When you are deadly afraid of Francis Parker adults are they may be to loud or to enthusiastic but what ever it is it’s terrifying!

John We’re you at the game last night?

Claire I sure was but I had to leave early
John Why
Claire My parkerparentphobia or ppp was acting up:/

by spiritualbxtch August 27, 2021

Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

Parker

stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew

Look at that stupid shity bitch parker

by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021