When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.

Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2025

Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 11, 2022

prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it

I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.

by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex

Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 5, 2025

prison bottomed

An abused rectum that has been subject of excessive poundings. Possibly by more than one person at a time.

"Hey, I got a date with that barista!"

"Yo dude, I heard she's prison bottomed"

by Tizzletator April 13, 2016

PRISON GLOW

A slogan intended to describe the look of a black man who is RELEASED FROM PRISON AFTER MANY YEARS and APPEARs TO LOOK YOUNGER AND HEALTHIER FROM WHEN they went IN, especially one wrongfully convicted.

Sheldon Thomas was wrongfully convicted of murder, incarcerated for two decades, and has now been released. He looks good for his age, he has the prison glow.

by NinaSue March 27, 2023