North Pole

When your dick freezes in the middle of sex.

I had a North Pole last night, never have sex in the snow.

by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016

Glory Totem Pole

Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.

I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.

by RB and DH January 19, 2009

Mississippi Mud Pole

Refers to the sexual act in which one shits into a woman's mouth and she then proceeds to give him a blow job with her warm shit filled mouth.

I was expecting a blow job but she insisted that I shit in her mouth and she give me a Mississippi Mud Pole.

by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010

poo pole

When a girl gets her boyfriend to shit into a condom so she can freeze it and use it as a dildo at a later point in time.

"How does Jenna deal when her boy is on nightshift?"
"I heard she uses a poo pole"
"Oh yeah, she would too"

by DickyTime May 26, 2014

scrotem pole

noun
Word derived from totem pole, meaning the pole associiated with the scrotum, the penis. Can also be used as an insult.

Man, youre such a buck futting scrotem pole that pokes smot thats its nucking futs.

by ahhduhh June 16, 2004

trolley pole

weapon of choice by bodygaurds of the notorious F.L.A. Extremely painful when inflicted but quite user friendly. Caution: do not use unless trained or attended Trinity College

Wild Wild Will and Sexy Seb beat the living daylights out of Dead Dead Dan with trolley pole's

by wild wild will February 17, 2003

south pole

that ugly ghetto brand thats stuff all looks like sweatpants/shirts

eew, south pole is ghetto.

by blah April 13, 2004