In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017

by I'm da man April 27, 2016

by DontEatMeBrp November 24, 2024

Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

The Beat-Oven is the GOAT
by Omooooooooo January 1, 2022

The process of pouring cake batter into a vagina and baking the batter for a week. After a week of cooking the male then eats the cake out of the vagina.
by Big D lover August 27, 2014

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022
