off the hook

An awesome sushi bar in South Lake Tahoe with unique and delicious food, great prices, and fun atmosphere.

"Where should we eat tonight?" "How about 'Off The Hook'? I love that place!"

by Chizzy July 31, 2004

Mozz Hook

Mozz Hook - The act of sticking you're index finger into you're own foreskin and retrieving some old dick cheese, then inserting it into someone elses mouth and hooking their cheek.

Jake: "I didn't wash my dick for two weeks so i gave Park a Mozz Hook".

by two7one May 5, 2010

hook it up

Support in the form of a thing or idea that is supplied by an insider to the person requesting to "hook it up"

When my brother found out that I knew some insider information that could make him money, he immidiately asked meto "hook it up".

by CK October 23, 2003

off the hook

to REPRESENT sumtan really amazing

So I's be up at this laaaaadies crib, and she's a like: "You's black torpedo is like bigga than any otha nigga!" And I's be like: "Maaaaan, it's off the hook, BIAAACH!!!"

by The Black Torpedo April 17, 2006

Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007

butchers hook

A large curved porn penis.

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.

by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003