rusty steel chair

when someone sits on a chair and gets up and there is a shit stain where the person was sitting

when he got up, he left a rusty steel chair, gross

by jrobohn October 11, 2014

Chair booty

When woman booty looks better siting on some kind chair

Damn dude that chick has so much chair booty!

What a chair booty?

Her but looks so much better siting down dude!

by Thatguy9026 July 6, 2017

Third Chair

A third chair is a recurring podcast host who doesn’t normally feature on the podcast. So much so that the audience is familiar with their voice popping up in the show.

“Chris Ryan is the best third chair on The Big Picture podcast”

by dubsallday August 11, 2023

Dope Chair

a dope chair is slang for the free wheelchairs that the city of portland gives out to drug addicts, typically to heroin users who are perfectly capable of walking, so that they can spend all day blocking the sidewalks nodding in their free wheelchairs.

Junkie: I'll trade my dope chair for a bag, the city gave it to me for free

by Fred Waters November 12, 2022

chair

code name for my crush fr, sweetest, cutest, funniest, best person of all time. literally
my favorite person atm. king fr

person 1:omg did you see chair look at you
me:OH MY GOD NO WAY HE DIDNT

by niallandlouisandharryandzayn<3 April 25, 2023

chair

It's got four legs and you sit on it....but it's not a couch.

I shall now go and sit upon this o' so lovely chair of mine.

by the banana of wisdom July 19, 2023

Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

by BettyBlue March 27, 2011