noob out

when someone does something completely lame, or are in other words a noob, and so much of a noob, that you noob out.

when zander is himself and stays home by himself on a friday night, and effectiveley noob out

by jack avery February 20, 2008

stripper noob

a stripper that is new and grossly unskilled at stripping practices, etc.

Caleb is such a stripper noob

by smuth December 22, 2008

noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.

Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*

by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!

by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010

noob

michael desir.

Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.

by Young Shasta November 30, 2009

noob

1. someone who's makes a fool of them self.
2. a poser.

somone falls off the half pipe.
you: you fell off the haf pipe, you noob.

by pinkboy July 15, 2008

noob

phrase coined by "L337" "gamers" who find it somehow incredibly annoying to be put into a multiplayer situation with anyone who has any kind of lack of knowledge about the game in question.

example 1:
"l33t" guy: dood this guy is so bad, hes gotta be a n00b

example 2:
"noob" : where is the grocery store in this level?
"l33t" guy: dude ur a noob it's over there OR: dude this guy is a noob I'm going to a different server

example 3:
"noob": dude how do you shoot?
"l33t" guy: dude F*** this game I don't want to play with this n00b

by ...!... June 22, 2010