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Justin Bieber-ed

The horror of walking into a shop or supermarket and having to listen to this twaddle against your will without being able to turn it off. Severe cases are when you are in an elevator and the only way out is ten stories down.

The worst case ever was when a man went into a video store, and was acutely looking for some great action movie to watch and the FM Radio channel was raving on about Justin Bieber while the man was busy deciding which movie to watch. The act of simultaneously making a choice and being Justin Bieber-ed at the same time, then caused a long term mental darkness that was only recovered from after looking online, where the man found that the rest of the people on the planet feels exactly the same way he does, and so has realised he is not the only one getting Justin Biebered out there.

There are few things worse than getting Justin Biebered. Perhaps getting Elon Musk-ed, or Steve Jobs-ed is worse, but thats arguable. For example if you walk into a shop and someone is presenter kissing Elon Musks butt over the airwaves, could it possibly be worse than if they were verbally smooching Justin Biebers ass. Who knows, but these dangers of the darkness we live in must be guarded against at all times, which is why I now wear earplugs before entering any public space where they might possibly be playing music of, or talking about Justin Bieber, to ensure that I do not get Justin Biebered again.
Man, I sure hope I don't get Justin Bieber-ed at the shops today, last time it really ruined my day.
by ItHappenedSlowlyButSurely September 3, 2017
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Un-Gay-ed

An action of snapping someone out of their homosexuality permanently/temporarily.
That video Emma showed me totally un-gay-ed me.
by MxcKetchup June 27, 2019
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getting 980'ed

When you whack a person in the face, breaking his/her eyeglasses and they ask you for a crazy sum of money as compensation. This is known as getting 980'ed.
Friend 1: I accidentally broke that dude's glasses and he asked me for 980 freaking dollars for that! Can you believe it?
Friend 2: Wow, you are totally getting 980'ed!
by NaughtyDawg69 January 6, 2022
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Rose Nordberg-ed

To “look” at someone like you want to literally kill them. To criminalize eye contact. To give someone a murderous look.
Dude, she said that you Rose Nordberg-ed her. What? I was just ejaculating to her breasts.
by Henry Abbott June 25, 2020
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George Wilson-ed

George Wilson-ed (verb)

When you are George Wilson-ed someone else pays your bill without your knowledge or your permission. Often it becomes a secret, covert, operation amongst friends

When we went out to dinner with George it was always a contest to see if you could beat him to pay the bill. Calling ahead or threatening your waitress is an approved technique. —- No waitress were ever harmed in this pursuit just HEAVILY TIPPED for their compliance.
I was having dinner with George and Pam tonight,. I tried to pick up the check and realized , I got George Wilson-ed when the waitress said “ your bill is paid”.
by KellyMazz August 20, 2021
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ed sheeran 2

one of quackitys good friends, he is ed sheeran 2
“hey have you heard of ed sheeran 2”
“yes, he is a really cool guy
by mr305bussy June 29, 2021
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ghosts in your ed

if you have ghosts in your ed head get them out asap. they will make you do things that you wouldn’t normally do and tell you things that aren’t true. ha that kinda rhymed.
person one: dance monkey is a good song
person two: oh no you have ghosts in your ed
by ellacat November 13, 2020
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