Ninja Gifting

The Art of gifting an item to a friend or relative, by sneaking into their house and placing said item unwrapped among their personal belongings, in such a way they have no clue who gifted the item to them or where it came from. also can be referred to as Ghost Gifting.

I found a Venus statue in my room, I believe someone has been ninja gifting me while i was at work.

by Monroe space kraken-slayer January 18, 2012

food ninja

A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.

They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.

Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?

Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.

Both: Damn you food ninja!

by Uncle Henery February 08, 2013

Stealth [Ninja]

One who is very difficult to find, extremely mysterious and lightning fast. Stealth ninjas are nimble on their feet and NEVER fall.
"You can't see me, but i'm there."

-OH MY GOD, you totally almost fell down that snow hill.
-But I didn't.
-Yeah, lucky you.
-Luck?? I'M THE FUCKIN STEALTH NINJA. WE NEVER FALL(:

by JuliaLuvsYou January 23, 2009

Soccer Ninja

When a person has no idea what they are doing and makes amazing defensive soccer plays.

Pat Colonnnelli is a soccer ninja.

by The soccer ninja July 20, 2010

ninja afk

When a person online goes afk without warning or provocation. Usually to the utter dispair of whoever he/she is interacting with online (note screams of frustration) and often frequently.

"Omgoogle dude, Charles went ninja afk again."

by Matrix_Gymnast August 07, 2006

Ninja King

The Ninja King is a chess move where your King takes every other piece on the board, moving crazy and ninja-like (you basically grab the king and knock every other piece over). It can only be used if either you are check-mated, or the King is your only piece on the board.

Note: This is not actually a real chess move.

"Oh man, I almost won that game, then Frank pulled a massive Ninja King on me. Did not see that coming."

or:

Bob: "Check Mate!"

Frank: "Oh yeah? well how do you like my NINJA KING!"

*Grabs king and destroys every other piece*

Bob: "Shit."

by Weardow7 August 30, 2007

ninja dab

Surprising someone who is taking a dab by dropping even more wax on the nail for them then predetermined

As James took a baby dab like a bitch Todd threw on a huge ass ninja dab in the bucket.

by soulsbowls March 22, 2016