noob

A new player to an online activity or video game.
People think it is also spelled newb. It is not!

Example #1:
Alex: Dave, you suck at halo.
Dave: Sorry, I just started playing, im kind of a noob.

by DEATHxCOW January 11, 2010

noob

1. someone who's makes a fool of them self.
2. a poser.

somone falls off the half pipe.
you: you fell off the haf pipe, you noob.

by pinkboy June 22, 2005

noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!

by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010

noob

A person who is new and bad at something. Often used in online video games.

Ahh man you suck you noob

by D3r3k May 18, 2005

Noob

Just go Play Halo 3 on Xbox Live....

Betrayers (Team Killers)

People who drive enemies into your bases

People who delete your maps

annoying fags on xbox live voice mics

Anyone who wears full recon

Anyone who refuses to admit there a noob

Anyone who is a high level but sucks at the game

If you say someone sucks, and they challenge you to a 1 v. 1 and you win they are a noob, if they win, you are a noob.

You can to experience noobs in your household for a low fee of $60.00 a year with Microsoft's Xbox Live.
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Or Playstation Network for free*

*Any free service for gaming is slower and full of larger amount of noobs (PS3)

by TheOneNoob November 23, 2009

Bowl Noob

Someone who doesn't know how to light a pipe, burns their fingers trying, can't load a bowl or someone who torches the bowl not knowing any better.

Dude corner the bowl, there went all the green hits. Don't be such a bowl noob.

by swift_strongarm February 19, 2011

Fuckin' Noob

a noob that just got shit on in a First-Person Shooter (CoD MW2. etc.)

head shot! what a fuckin' noob!

by headshotBIOTCH March 19, 2010