A Fake Mother In Law is a person who for the sake of her relationship with her son or daughter, is a hypocrite with her daughter or son in law in all situations. This person will gossip and talk behind your back but in-front of her child is a saint.
by AndyMiami May 30, 2007
Get the Fake Mother In Law mug.A mothercino is a typically a rich, hot, caffe-latte drinking early mum in her early thirties who hangs around in inner city cafes with other mothercinos and their OshKosh B'gosh adorned toddlers who have names like "Sugar Blossom" or "Daisy Petal" or something equally vomit-inducing. They usually drive a large, expensive, new 4WD/SUV - often a Porsche Cayenne or a BMW X5. They can often be seen holding a baby, a banana and a mobile phone, and pushing a pram, inexplicably with only two hands. They are usually married to a young, successful lawyer or businessman, and demonstrate this with >1 carat diamonds and golden wedding bands, which they show each other often to compare.
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The unbilievable orgasm you get while having sex or while getting Fingered with someone with the name mathew, (Mathewasms may last up to 100 days) is said to me better than all drugs in the world
by Slamhammer November 13, 2010
Get the Mathewasm mug.Expressing how hungry you are to another person. Even though you are technically calling the person you are expressing youre hungry too a mother Fucker, youre not really insulting them.
Normally said in a voice not your own, jokingly, to show that youre not really calling the other person a mother fucker.
Me: Motha Fucka Im starved
other Gy: Dude, I know right.
Normally said in a voice not your own, jokingly, to show that youre not really calling the other person a mother fucker.
Me: Motha Fucka Im starved
other Gy: Dude, I know right.
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2: Yeah
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1: Yeah so we hanging out today?
2: Oh no, i made plans.
1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.
2: Yeah
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1: Yeah so we hanging out today?
2: Oh no, i made plans.
1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.
by rearea August 11, 2012
Get the mother flaker mug.another word for the s word. Squid or swine or more kind and mannered words. Squid could also be used as a nickname. Serge the wise uses it as his.
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Get the mother fucking little squid mug.An extremely strong swear word that should only be used in extreme circumstances. This word formed by the words "motherfucking" and "cunt." It is usually used in a negative way, meaning that it would be used if someone was really pissed off or mad at something.
kid: "THIS MOTHERCUNTING TV DOESN'T WORK!"
mom: "What the hell did you just say?!!!"
kid: "uh, nothing mom I was just messing around with the TV" (laughs uncomfortably)
mom: "that's not what I heard, you're grounded."
kid: "aww man."
mom: "What the hell did you just say?!!!"
kid: "uh, nothing mom I was just messing around with the TV" (laughs uncomfortably)
mom: "that's not what I heard, you're grounded."
kid: "aww man."
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