A name for a someone who does each of the following:
1. Glares at anyone without blonde hair or stupid plastered smile.
2. Rides their bike in the middle of the road, slowing all the real transportation down.
3. Knocks on your door with two friends, one may be the Anti-Christ
4. Believe women should get a lobotomy and keep pushing out more robot children
5. Never leave Salt Lake Valley because everything outside the walls are a danger to them and their children.
6. Believe African Americans are the devil
7. Stick to meat and potatoes every night, because they were born without taste buds
8. Will almost run your car off the road just to get themselves to church faster.
9. Make people cringe with how many children the pop out
10. Get married right out of high school to unsure the rest of their life is just making babies and network marketing
11. Decorating their home will send them to hell
1. Glares at anyone without blonde hair or stupid plastered smile.
2. Rides their bike in the middle of the road, slowing all the real transportation down.
3. Knocks on your door with two friends, one may be the Anti-Christ
4. Believe women should get a lobotomy and keep pushing out more robot children
5. Never leave Salt Lake Valley because everything outside the walls are a danger to them and their children.
6. Believe African Americans are the devil
7. Stick to meat and potatoes every night, because they were born without taste buds
8. Will almost run your car off the road just to get themselves to church faster.
9. Make people cringe with how many children the pop out
10. Get married right out of high school to unsure the rest of their life is just making babies and network marketing
11. Decorating their home will send them to hell
by traptINslc November 7, 2010
Get the Mormon mug.A book of Holy Scripture and another Testament of Jesus Christ. A companion volume to the Holy Bible. Recounts the spiritual journey of God's people who went to the Americas. Contains the everlasting and full Gospel of Jesus Christ. Recounts Jesus Christ's visit to the Americas after His resurrection.
One of the canonical books of Scripture of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Contains a promise that all who study it and ask in prayer may know of its truth. The pure Word of God.
One of the canonical books of Scripture of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Contains a promise that all who study it and ask in prayer may know of its truth. The pure Word of God.
The Book of Mormon is the most correct of any book on earth, and we can get nearer to God by applying its precepts than by any other book.
by Jay April 19, 2005
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A religion restored by Joseph Smith. We DO NOT practice polagamy!!!! And we are not a cult!!!! We believe the following:
# God is our Heavenly Father. He loves us and wants us to return to Him.
# Jesus Christ is the Son of God. He is our Savior. He redeems us from death by providing the Resurrection. He saves us from sin as we repent.
# Through the Atonement of Jesus Christ, we can return to live with God if we keep His commandments.
# The Holy Ghost helps us to recognize truth.
# The first principles and ordinances of the gospel are faith in Jesus Christ, repentance, baptism, and receiving the gift of the Holy Ghost.
# The Church of Jesus Christ has been restored to the earth.
# The priesthood authority of God exists in His Church today, just as it did in the original Church.
# The Bible and the Book of Mormon are the word of God.
# God reveals His will to prophets today, just as He did anciently.
# Our life has a sacred purpose.
# Families can be together forever.
# Through serving others, we can experience joy and draw closer to God.
And not all mormons like Jello I find it pretty gross personaly! And we do have TVs and electricty. Were not amish.
# God is our Heavenly Father. He loves us and wants us to return to Him.
# Jesus Christ is the Son of God. He is our Savior. He redeems us from death by providing the Resurrection. He saves us from sin as we repent.
# Through the Atonement of Jesus Christ, we can return to live with God if we keep His commandments.
# The Holy Ghost helps us to recognize truth.
# The first principles and ordinances of the gospel are faith in Jesus Christ, repentance, baptism, and receiving the gift of the Holy Ghost.
# The Church of Jesus Christ has been restored to the earth.
# The priesthood authority of God exists in His Church today, just as it did in the original Church.
# The Bible and the Book of Mormon are the word of God.
# God reveals His will to prophets today, just as He did anciently.
# Our life has a sacred purpose.
# Families can be together forever.
# Through serving others, we can experience joy and draw closer to God.
And not all mormons like Jello I find it pretty gross personaly! And we do have TVs and electricty. Were not amish.
Julie is a Latter-Day Saint or mormon and she goes to public school. She goes to church on sunday and practices her beliefs.
by Very Frustrated April 21, 2006
Get the mormon mug.Basically a fancy chocolate milk that doesn't have any coffee in it. It's a wannabe coffee. Mormon's call Mormon coffee just so they don't look weird or its to embarrassing to say chocolate milk.
Guy1: Hey whatcha drinking?
Guy2: A Mormon coffee.
Guy1: A what???
Guy2: A chocolate milk....
Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
Guy2: A Mormon coffee.
Guy1: A what???
Guy2: A chocolate milk....
Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
by Maverick51 January 13, 2009
Get the [mormon] [coffee] mug.When one takes advantage of a a person of the Mormon faith by asking them to do a specific undesirable task, knowing they can not refuse.
by JayRun April 4, 2011
Get the Mormon Score mug.Jane-"I GOT MY FIRST KISS TODAY!!! :D"
Mary-"Thats amazing, how was it?"
Jane-"It was nice, but only a Mormon Kiss :/"
Mary-"Thats amazing, how was it?"
Jane-"It was nice, but only a Mormon Kiss :/"
by AmazingGirlfriend December 28, 2011
Get the Mormon Kiss mug.1. A religion that is no more and no less evil than others, but whose members are encouraged to donate as much as they can to homophobic causes. One member was so enthusiastic, he gave away the second 'M' of the very name of his religion and now all are known collectively as Morons.
In an attempt to make people forget that the church was founded on Polygamy, Mormons give money to prevent others from having the right to marry one person of their choice and have hence forth become a church of Morons.
by Don't Define Me August 15, 2009
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