A nice way of saying you're going to have sex with someone and never see them again.
Mostly used by girls
Mostly used by girls
by your mom March 10, 2003
Get the Meaningful One Night Relationship mug.When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)
Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."
by Dr. Morrison December 17, 2008
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Yeah it was good, woke up to a Russian morning though, I felt like shit.
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Russian morning though, I felt like shit.
by Iatehisliverwithsomefavabeans September 3, 2013
Get the Russian Morning mug.1)Something good to dwell on when depressed.
2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)
2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)
1)F**king hell, I shouldn't have done that last night.... F**k it, what's the meaning of life.
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future
by Jonno8825 January 1, 2009
Get the The meaning of life mug.As "Good Morning" has long since been recognized as little more than a concept, an oxymoron at best; "Good The Fuck Morning", is now the only way to truly wish another a good morning without trying to sound ironic.
SuzieQ: "Good the fuck morning, Ted!"
Ted: "Yeah, no kidding. It is. Imagine that? Well, a good the fuck morning to you too!"
Ted: "Yeah, no kidding. It is. Imagine that? Well, a good the fuck morning to you too!"
by jacobkreist March 30, 2007
Get the good the fuck morning mug.by modista March 13, 2005
Get the Triste Morningstar mug.Girl A: Let me tell you the meaning of life.
Girl B: ?
Girl A: you're going out with Sean Allen aren't you?
Girl B: Yeah...
Girl A: Not anymore. I fucked him during second period.
Girl B: wtf you bitch thats so mean!
Girl A: That's life!
Girl B: ?
Girl A: you're going out with Sean Allen aren't you?
Girl B: Yeah...
Girl A: Not anymore. I fucked him during second period.
Girl B: wtf you bitch thats so mean!
Girl A: That's life!
by Angelacia October 15, 2007
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