Mississippi back brace

When you are fucking a racist white woman and your dick to big you brake her spine by slamming into her pussy because she called you a nigger

man I was fucking bubba's wife, but she's in the hospital.

Why?
I gave that bitch the Mississippi back brace

by Bigdickrob June 6, 2016

Mississippi Squisher

A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.

Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.

by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023

Mississippi Mudslide

The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.

This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.

There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"

"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"

by Rimmulus the Wise April 2, 2024

Mississippi

Mississippi is one of the worst states in the U.S (If not the worst). Alabama but more ghetto and poor. Every part of the state is impoverished, Especially Jackson. One of those states where you can find a Confederate flag hanging, Or a KKK Meeting if you look hard enough.

Demographics:
58% Redneck
38% Black
4% Other

Population: 2,940,000 (2022) (-0.7% from 2020)
Capital and largest city: Jackson

Politics: Conservative

DO NOT LIVE IN MISSISSIPPI

by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024

mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020

Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.

Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey

by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025

Mississippi blood hound

Like the Mississippi mud hound except banging McCarthy’s mother in her period vagina smearing it on the pillow and shoving her face in it

I gave your mother a Mississippi blood hound before flipping her over and giving her the Mississippi mud hound

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021