Miles

The fittest, kindest person ever although he makes mistakes he is a completely great partner and great in bed.

Miles is awesome

by 6969.69.6969 November 28, 2020

Miles

Open mouth smile, under armor outfits and a hard part in his hair.

Miles doesn’t accept participation awards.

by Big Daddy Baklava November 28, 2020

8 mile-ing

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.

So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?

by cajungeek March 5, 2020

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Miles

A guy who makes up words on urban dictionary to help prove a point that doesn’t matter

This guy is such a miles all he does for a comeback is make up a word for his benifit

by Hiswisins gib if ubiquitously May 11, 2020

Miles

A kind and caring boy, that puts others needs before his. Miles loves to play all kinds of sports.

"Miles is such a caring person!"

"Miles is really good at sports!"

by GirlyGamer7868 August 28, 2020

Mile

Stupid person kilometre

“It’s five miles to Nootville.”

by The Nooter June 19, 2020