march 18

the day you get to tell your girlfriend to do something and she has to

me:hey janie will you come to hobbs for the weekend

janie:no

me:look what day it is march 18
janie:ughh fine

by frane124 March 18, 2021

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march 12

this is the day where the coolest people are born. they are usually left-handed and are very intelligent. they can do lots of things.

kate: hey it’s march 12
nathan: yeah i know it’s my birthday

kate: yeah that’s cause you’re the best

by camcamlover December 3, 2020

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March 26th

international have sex day. Find someone, do the deed, if you don't succeed, well you're cursed then.

March 26th is the international have sex day, better get at it.

by Chessmeister69 March 23, 2021

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marching band

Months of physical excretion that pushes even the best band student to their breaking point. It consist of a series of vocal commands such as gush and go, rep it again, and set this dot.

non musical friend: Marching band isn't a sport
Marching band student: What do you call running, marching and standing for three hours strait?!

by Marching.Band.Geek September 26, 2018

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march 4th

national ask your crush out day! ladies and gents, i don’t think you’ll be single after March 4th!

I’m gonna ask Katie out cause it’s March 4th

by ariana grandes whore March 3, 2021

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if you're born on march 23rd and you happen to be named Oisin then you're the sexiest mf to have ever set foot on this earth and you will most definitely become rich and famous and everyone likes you and wants to be you.

john: it's march 23rd
oisin: yea ik i was born today
john: and your name is oisin?! damn i'd hit that

by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat April 18, 2021

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