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MARCH 21

National Spoil Your King Day 🤴🏽
by Antiikevo March 20, 2022
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March 23

National send your boyfriend arch videos and tit pics day
Just send your bf arch and tits videos on march 23
by Samdadon March 23, 2022
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March 26th

Partner 1: Oh shit it’s March 26th!
Partner 2: So nudes or sex?
Partner 1: How about sex this year and next year we can send nudes?
Partner 2: Ok babes

*Proceeds to go to closest private spot*
by __HARAMBE March 25, 2022
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March 16

Rip kunitmitsu Takahashi and thank you for making life more fun and from now on this day march 16 will be now and forever be national drifting day
by Rip all drifters March 29, 2022
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March 29th

National gives your boyfriend head day. If it’s his birthday he shall receive multiple rounds of head or sex as he pleases
Oh no it’s March 29th, he’s going to rock my world.
by Bfhhvdrth January 5, 2021
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March 11

This is the day where you are going to not use the internet at all. you can do this, stop using your whole life stuck on the stupid internet!! Im going to break my phone with a hammer right after I post this. If you do this you will have so much good luck on March 14. :)) believe me.
March 11 is no internet day time to break my phone with a hammer
by unknown.photography March 1, 2021
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March 5th

Me: yo it’s March 5th
Krispy Kreme’s; yay money
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