Carolyn/Matthew

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni

Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!

by papi.SPAGHETTO November 6, 2020

Matthew Morris

An extremely positive and inquisitive person who, very commonly, exhibits/indulges (in) peculiar actions/activities.

“jack was acting so erratic, he was like Matthew Morris.”

by FluteBoy#1 May 14, 2018

Matthew Spurs

Absolute chad of a Spurs fan who penetrates every girl he sees. Matthew is also a inspirational character as Spurs are a shit team but he doesn’t give up on them. Be like Matt

Ali : Bro Matt is so annoying

Chad : Stfu Matthew Spurs can knock ur inbreed head off with one punch

by Atletifan173 June 24, 2021

matthew clayton

Matthew Clayton is a down to earth guy who usually think he’s better than anyone else. He loves to shop, using at Gucci and flannels just for a fucking cactus. He loves geese and ASMR. He’s genuinely a great person and you would beg to be around. But he does have a maid so watch out ladies, kelly is watching you. He also loves big pecks, preferably someone called Megan. He loves thicc legs and thinks he’s sister slim thicc.

Girl 1: damn he’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Girl 2: it’s gotta be a Matthew Clayton

by Mrsmatthewclayton November 4, 2018

Matthew Sutton

A rap-soul recording artist from Los Angeles, California known for appearing on the "Word Warriors 3" documentary with Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

"Hey have you heard that new Matthew Sutton song?"

"Yea man, He's such a great soul singer."

by MiguelCruz August 1, 2020

Matthew and Angela

The two that everyone ships even the teachers does. You see them in the hall talking and playing around. They always denied their feelings though.

Hey, look it's Matthew and Angela. Can I go to yall wedding?

by user1298492309 April 1, 2022

Kyle Matthews

The hugest flaker ever! He literally has his own ceral box!

Wow you’re not on when you said! You’re being such a big Kyle matthews

by Pjs4twenty July 17, 2018