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aye madisons that bad ass bitch everyone knows and loves. she likes twerking, eating, singing like a dying walrus, being emo, shredding on air guitar, stalking band members, has long hippie brown hair, brown eyes that like to change color, and most of all, making people laugh they asses off. she has a caring side that comes out when her BFFs are in danger. she will listen to anything you gotta say, but shes opinionated and if u hate her opinion she'll bitch slap u and pull yo weave off, gurl. boys whose names are madison are probably mistaken for girls quite often. girl madisons like to pretend they're ghetto and say their name is sha nay nay bon quisha or quadeera. in general, madisons just a cray cray bitch from the hood
Girl: aye madison's a bitch
Madison: bitch imma pull yo weave off *pushes to ground and violently pulls weave off*
Madison by ayeeemadison69 January 8, 2014
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Madison Kelley 

One of the most amazing boys I have ever met. Pretty much the perfect guy: smart, extremely cute, funny, great accent (even though he thinks I'm crazy), and actually nice unlike a lot of people. Someone who is always up for anything and always there for his friends. The best friend a girl could ask for... and one that I am really going to miss. A guy who derserves a great girl who will treat him like the prince charming he is and will appreciate what a truly amazing boy he is. Truely would make the perfect boyfriend and will make the perfect husband someday. The boy that any girl would be lucky to have.
Someone says- madison kelley is here..
Interrupted by girls (and some boys) yelling- omg madison kelley! he's so hot he's so great we just love him!!

An amazing boy! and one of my best friends
Madison Kelley by Kelsey Orr October 13, 2008
Madison is a really wealthy town where the population is like 99% white. And the crime rate, it's like negative 100. the family income for the town is over 100,000. That beats out almost every town in connecticut except the super wealthy like greenwich, New cannaan, westport, and farmington. Excuse me if I'm missing any other towns but I just can't think of any that top Madison's breathtaking neighborhoods. Madison is great if you have kids because the neighbors have tons of kids and Madison has 3 beaches. One public and 2 private. madison public schools are known to beat out some of the highest schools in the nation and Has to well approved private schools Such as Country Day School.
Clinton Girl: Look at that rich bitch from Madison.
Madison by prep411 February 3, 2007
A amazing girl who you will be amazing friends with And you will love forever and you should probably never let go of her cause you will regret it
Boy-wow she is amazing wish I didn’t let go of marissa
Marissa by A person who let go January 4, 2019
If you know a Marissa you are the luckiest person ever. Marissa is a person who may not see herself through the eyes of others, but to many, and to one, she’s perfect. She will do anything for her family and friends. She is one of the most beautiful persons you will ever see and i bet on that. She’s dearly loved although she may not know or feel this. As soon as one meets her, they would immediately realise she's very special, and is a person who will eternally be there to carry them through the good and hard times. If you ever backstab a Marissa, you will get cursed for life and no more cookies for you :>
Marissa is baby.
Marissa by alana wolfhard December 14, 2019
She is so sweet she never hold grudges and she may be shy at first but she will open up to you can tell when she is having a bad day but she will never mention it always hold on to her
Marissa is a lovely lady
Marissa by Brun432 March 1, 2020

Dirty marissa 

A dirty marissa is when you take a fitted sheet and shove it up your anus while the camera guy pours hot sauce and pickle juice in your vagina. You end it with squirting the juice into his mouth and wiping it off with the crap covered sheet.
I’ve been tasting pickles and hot sauce all week must of been from the dirty marissa
Dirty marissa by Dykedaddy June 11, 2020