The best shooter yall ever seen. He can beat everyone if he wants to. Has the most game outta all AND he gets the most and finest Bitches, if he wants to he can bag ur mom. Bleron,Eude,Hamza,Bilal,Daniel can't guard him, anis either. If u tryna spit game with a gyal and u have no rizz... aks larry for advice.
''ayo i can't talk with girls... lemme call larry Jordan.''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''
by Kevin Durant jaquavion the thi January 11, 2022

by Htr_FemaleBat October 23, 2022

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
by sb760 January 27, 2024

Larry Stylison is real
by onedirextion June 1, 2020

hey its sally face here, he's my best bro but he dies r.i.p in 1999. anyways megan is probably dying while we laugh about salpiglosses
by sally face April 16, 2021

“Larry” is the name given to a guy who is a bad date. The term can be used in many ways, but often to define someone to be considered a “loser”, a boring man, a weird guy; a man who is unaware or oblique to his own oddities and/or his problematic ways (an incel of sorts).
P1: “ugh, I went out with a guy last night and he was so weird! He literally could not read the room. He interrupted me whenever I spoke, and blamed me for -him- being late!”
P2: “was his name Larry?”
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P1: “the guy I went out with the other day said that the dating scene was rough nowadays because women don’t give ‘nice guys’ like him a chance; and that he knows how to respect women cause he was raised by a ‘female’ and had two sisters”.
P2: “ugh, yeah I went on a date with a Larry once too. They’re always so weird!”
P2: “was his name Larry?”
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P1: “the guy I went out with the other day said that the dating scene was rough nowadays because women don’t give ‘nice guys’ like him a chance; and that he knows how to respect women cause he was raised by a ‘female’ and had two sisters”.
P2: “ugh, yeah I went on a date with a Larry once too. They’re always so weird!”
by Allyator March 19, 2025

by DemFacts March 19, 2021
