Abbey Lane

Had the greatest fucking playground in the world... before they tore it down

"Hey, wanna go to Abbey Lane and go on the swings, go down one of the 7 slides or crawl through the tires?"

"How about all three?"

by Levittown old-timer August 12, 2008

lane'd

To go downtown on a girl you would normally avoid at all costs.

He was so obliterated that he lane'd that girl in boys-town. His tongue will probably fall off in a few days.

by Clubber June 2, 2003

Lancer Chick

Typical Mitsubishi Lancer driver: Very tiny, blonde female who wears huge sunglasses that never come off(even when giving head). Has a very high pitched voice which resembles that of a mouse. Also yaps on her cell phone non-stop to random people.

Mr. Moneybags: Is that Lancer Chick?
90's Ford Enthusiast: Hell yeah it is!
Mr. Moneybags: What is she like 4 foot tall?
Jay Leno: Ich würde Sex mit, dass wirklich gute aller Zeiten haben.

by Rick"Everyday I'm Hungry"Ross October 24, 2011

Mary Lane

Slang for Marihuana.

''Could you pass me some Mary Lane brah?''

by Deviance , for now, forever August 1, 2009

sauerkraut lane

When having explosive diahrea, aim the diahrea at your partners vagina so that it is completely covered. Then, proceed to ejaculate all over the liquid fecies while rubbing it all together.

Person #1: "The food at the shitty college cafeteria gave me the wicked shits"
Person #2: "How wicked? Like explosive?"
Person #1: "Hell yeah, Im gonna go give my girl the Sauerkraut Lane"
Person #2: "Make sure to clean up"

by Liquidfart2323 April 26, 2011

Carpool Lane

A sex move involving 3 or more dicks in the mouth.

Your jaw must be sore after that Carpool Lane.

I can't believe he frenched her after the Carpool Lane!

by Miss Dish May 24, 2019

midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008