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hi kids

Used as a creepy way to greet kids if your a hobo or creep
(Hobo) hi kids!!!
(Kids) mommy!!!
(Hobo) I like where this is going hehe
by Epictailz January 24, 2017
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kid duck

a guy who looks and acts like kid rock at a kid rock show.
"Hey look, there goes kid duck" lets throw a beer on him.
by mrknthedrk October 2, 2012
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kitchen kid

in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.
Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"
by lintybusiness December 28, 2011
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Rent-A-Kid

Rent-a-kids are usually the result
of the friendship between a non-rental
bringing around a friend and the friend
never leaves because their home
life sucks (in their eyes); and you feed them. They are alot like ferrel cats. If you give them the attention they crave and feed them enough, they stake claim of your couch/spare room/any flat surface with in your home deemed comfortable enough for sleep. Of course, like ferrel cats, they can be very vocal about their new family and consequently attract more rentals. When this happens, you're homestead
gets cute little nicknames from your
people, such as "Angie's Home for
Wayward Boys"
Picking up dinner on the way home, how many rent-a-kids are at the house?

Ok kiddo, here's the rules. You sleep here for more than 3 consecutive nights, your status defaults to "rent-a-kid" and are automatically thrown into the chore rotation. Tonight you got kitchen duty.
by Bayside_Beebs May 8, 2023
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Beanbag Kid

A beanbag Kid is a person who has just graduated from University, has no working experience, wants €30-35K and who wants to work in a company where there are beanbags and free beer.
These BeanBag Kid's have ridiculous expectations!
by Rocoo October 16, 2018
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No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.
person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.
by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018
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YouTube Kids

A dark place. It first was born with being a place for kids and joy, then it became the most cringe website ever. Personally I find more family friendly making your kid watch a full marathon of porn or horro than making him use YouTube Kids. I think that Ryan's World can be a perfect example
A: Have you ever tried YouTube Kids?
B: No but I think that a sluaghterhouse would be better
by The goofy ahh dude May 12, 2022
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