When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.

Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"

Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"

Status Killer by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011

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Flex Killer

1. (noun) One who kills the flex.

The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.

By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.

They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.

*Individuals gathered around enjoying the flex*

Enter: Flex Killer

QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage

Flex Killer by TheLastPersonToEverKillTheFlex November 13, 2011

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Asian killer

When you cum in a Asian girls eyes and ears and shove your fingers up her ass and vagina

Nice Ron, did you just off the Asian killer cool

Asian killer by Cool man69 February 23, 2021

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Serial Killer

Phrase used to describe a truly massive turd left in the toilet that was deliberately not flushed. This is due to the creator’s desired to leave a shocking display, much in the manner a serial killer exhibits his victim’s remains in a similarly shocking display. Notable examples would include the Manson Family, the Hillside Stranglers and the Gainesville Ripper.

Dude, it's like a fuckin' serial killer was in the shitter, yo!

Serial Killer by JohnnyCNote January 8, 2023

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