The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

by Leefry November 12, 2023

Juan David

Juan David is a guy who attracts many girls for his personality. He only loves one though, and he chooses to deny it.

Juan David is a fun guy

by pizzaaaaasssssss November 22, 2021

The Fishy Juan

When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.

My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.

by Not Mancow July 9, 2014

Juan

If you name Pilar send nudes to Juan

Juan = Dick of a horse

by Pepito grillo November 22, 2021

Juan

Has a whale cock! Fucking hot. He has MASSIVE BALLS! His cock is like a dragon. Sexy Beast.

Oh shit it’s Juan, the guy who has a whale cock and MASSIVE BALLS

by Whale cock and massive balls November 22, 2021

Juan Jose Lopez

Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.

Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez

by Jaydasbsf March 8, 2024

Juan

Also known as gay child, he is not Jesus. If he pokes you that means he is trying to rape you. Don't trust him.

Juan is untrustworthy, I blame him for missing teachers and the blood all over their desks

by LivvieLulu September 17, 2018