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Jordan Moment

A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.
"yo I just committed 20 acts of arson by accident."
"lol what a Jordan moment"
by jordie jo January 2, 2020
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Jordan Henry

When you flip flop too much and you cant pick a side and you threaten to slap a hiroshimaru.
by NTNitingale August 17, 2020
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Jordan Chen

The smartest guy you will ever meet. But he texts you out of no where saying "your gay" so it's best not to give Jordan Chen your number.
Guy 1: Dude if your stuck as Jordan Chen for help, he helped me with my Chemistry homework, but make sure not to give him your number..
Guy 2: Alright, I'll ask for help but why shouldn't I give him my number?
Guy 1: He texts you randomly and says "your gay"..
Guy 2: Oh.. I'll keep that in mind..
by Jordan Ched October 22, 2020
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CJ JORDAN

the friend that forgets anything and is lazy
John: My Friend is lazy.
Hannah: Is his name CJ Jordan

John: Yep he is lazy
by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 1, 2020
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andre jordan

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.
andre jordan, also named "dre".
by enquious October 18, 2011
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Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
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jordan wrigley

A sex demon hibernates 11/12 months and comes out in July to fuck bitches
You could call him a real jordan wrigley
by User-wuaz73o2vs2 March 29, 2021
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