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cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks
Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey
by revere jr. December 4, 2020
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Chicken Jockey

When you tuck your penis and balls between your legs and turn around for everyone to see from behind.
by VampireKid0202 April 22, 2025
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Chicken jockey

An very overpopular word in the Minecraft movie "chicken jockey"
"do I fight the fucking chicken?" "AAÆææHhh" "CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!"
by dickfucker664 April 18, 2025
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The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021
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chicken jockey

A chicken jockey is a rare feature in the Minecraft game in which a baby zombie rides on the back of a chicken. It's a particularly unusual feature because zombie appearances only happen at night, and it's even rarer for it to be a baby zombie and to be close enough to a chicken for the phenomenon to occur.
EXAMPLE: in the movie theater i sat with my best friend. then it came on and the whole theater went wild screaming CHICKEN JOCKEY. and also lava chicken
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Cum Jockey

An individual that REALLY enjoys riding people during intercourse. Essentially, they milk their lover like a horse.
Person 1: My buddy Cole is a HUGE Cum Jockey
Person 2: Really, COLE is?!
Person 1: Yeah dude he rode me into the sunset last week
by Horse Tranquilizer Guy April 5, 2024
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curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road
that driver is such a curb jockey
by anonymous April 14, 2023
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