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Jacob of the Year

(noun) award given to someone that showcases the Jacob-like it factor.

They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
by Petey McSweety June 16, 2020
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Jacob gouda

Everyone's best friend in the whole wide world.
Man I love Jacob gouda he is my best friend
by Spike Mcgregory June 21, 2020
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Jacob’s balls

Manky, wrinkly things that he likes to rub in everybody’s face and when they faint he has some yummy times with them as he infects them with blue waffles
by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020
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Jacobisms

A series of tantrums, usually done by people called Jacob, that eventually become death threats. They even could involve threats such as "I will throw a book at you!" meaning, they will throw a knife at you.
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX
He is having Jacobisms
by SciencePi May 6, 2020
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Jacob Tom Lewis George

A group of individuals where one of them refuses to Loose their virginity
Look at them lads over there they look just like a Jacob Tom Lewis George group, and that Jacob refuses to loose his virginity
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself
Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Jacob Hernandez

Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.
Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
by yacob_mh May 21, 2020
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