Julia Jorgenson is a proud dutch ethnonationalist and soccer mum. 54 years young. Lingering clamydia but that dosnt stop her from having fun! She has an ongoing feud with Roselands Coles after she was viciously attacked by a rouge trolley in the parking lot. Her traumatic expereince with the self checkout machine has changed and hardnered her as a person after she was threstened in morse code to by 13 pineapples. she dosnt even like pineapples. Her dog Poochina (pronouched poo-china) was was crop-dustred by leanah and herocily saved by julia before her ineveitable culinary demise at eastwood shopping center. Julia loves her goop egg and prefers it unwashed and marinated in her essence. Julia experienced head trauma after the Roselands Coles doors refused to open for her on the bias that she was Dutch. Julia loves her vape and hates pronouns. Her icons include, Patrick, Woolworths shoping center, and Goob (also known as the prestegious Blowler Hat Guy). Shes a total crackhead and we cant take her anywhere. After her catastrophicly disturbing confrontation at Roselands Coles shes vouled so that all disadvantaged youths can have access to SPECIFICALLY left handed spatulars. she started a charity, so far they've raised 75 cents ,11 spatulars and a bowling coupon. Congradulations julia, we could all learn somthing from you, Live Laugh Lice.
jarvis: Did you see how Julia Jorgenson stood up to that trolley
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart
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