A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. by JonathanGonzalez April 17, 2024
Get the Jonathan Gonzalezmug. 
A guy that will knock on your door and not run only to stand there and make the situation a little bit more uncomfortable.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018
Get the Jonathan Daymug. by The best man ever123456789 February 24, 2017
Get the Jonathanmug. A beautiful guy who deserves the world.He is silly, smart, and has great advice.He has amazing confidence and always knows how to make people feel better & make their hearts happy. He is super talented and I want more people to know that, and knows he’s cool.
Everyone who’s his friend will never regret it, truly from my experience, he has made my heart happy.Never be ashamed to be yourself Jonathan, you’re doing so great, I admire you so so much.
Everyone who’s his friend will never regret it, truly from my experience, he has made my heart happy.Never be ashamed to be yourself Jonathan, you’re doing so great, I admire you so so much.
by Imadonkey August 2, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. by Chris vargas November 21, 2023
Get the Jonathanmug.