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That Taint Funny

Transferring taint smell from the finger to the upper lip.
I said sniff my taint, she dsaid "Sure" so I jammed a hand down my underwater and scooped up a dose of taint with my middle finger and smearted it on her upper lip. She said" That Taint Funny"!
by Mr.keith.lander May 4, 2014
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FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone
"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."
by Storm-King December 6, 2013
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Funny boning

To penetrate a lover or casual whore in either the vagina or anus with your elbow.
Knock-knock, who's there? My mate Dave! he has come round for a funny boning!
by Gambo1983 April 24, 2015
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funeral funny

The inability to control your self from laughing at inappropriate moments such as at an inside joke during a funeral, or at someone's expense when they have tripped and fallen down on the sidewalk. You know it is WRONG, but you just can't help yourself.
I cringed as I finished saying it. And I had to sit there for the next ten minutes, fighting off the giggles and the "wrongness" of laughing inappropriately at a moment like that. It was just plain funeral funny.
by Rockafish July 20, 2016
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Internet-funny

Being 14% of normal funny, and 130% of normal 'i fucking hate you for doing that' ...
''I'd make a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction'' ''Wow you're so internet-funny... kys''
by kewlkez December 12, 2016
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funny

someone who makes you laugh
that joker was too funny!
by by Renna March 30, 2016
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you are so damn funny

A phrase that should never be spoken or uttered by any mortal being. Legends say that the uttering of the phrase summons demons and curses from the deepest pits of hell. Insults and hurts even the mightiest of men
-shut up
-you are so damn funny
by the incredible corfiot November 5, 2018
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